“Do yourself a favor. Take both hands of the wheel and touch the stereo. Do you feel the power? Oh yes, friend, there’s a lot of evil in the world. But there’s also life. And I have been send to shine a light on all degenerates, outlanders, liberals and other evil doers and expose them for what they really are. Don’t waste your money on unneccesary and corrupting material possessions. Give it to me! There’s only one thing that will save you. A highly fortified structure in the shape of the most powerfull thing on the planet: Me! Degenerates will ruin this great city. In my wonderfull book I tell of the inpending disaster, about the Fall of this planet, nuclear Holocaust, plagues of flies and rodents, the seas rising up and turning yellow. It is coming, it is written by me, but you can save yourself. Contribute to the Pastor Richard Salvation Statue Fund. Pick up your telephone, call now: 18669-SAVE ME"